YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (AND EDDIE-VOTERS) HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH! NOW, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF WAITING, SEVERAL RECOUNTS IN THE STATE OF NEVADA, AND ENDLESS ANTICIPATION, THE MUCH-DESIRED RESULTS OF THE MONSTERFUCKER TOURNAMENT ARE IN!!!
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
2
nothing wrong with me
3
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
2
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
3
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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I wish “muppet” movies had genuinely caught on as like a style and medium instead of a brand. There are homages and parodies but I wish all sorts of movies were done with silly puppets just as an artistic choice rather than specifically either a reference to The ones. What I mean is I should be able to rent a sincere horror movie where the monsters are obvious muppet style puppets or an all muppety drama and not as just a joke or irony.
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Okay but these fucking dudes are trying hard to reach an audience and I respect the fuck out of them for it. 12/10 sanitation department of New York City.
I was prepared to cringe but I think this was good
These guys at NYC Sanitation are paid 150k a year and retire on 125k a year pensions til they die……
And they should. God bless them
Salary of public sanitation workers should be more than the salary of any politician
They don’t get those figures until they old af and in certain positions but also like bruh of any job to pay peolle nsane mkney this is a flex
Sanitation is one of the most dangerous jobs out there, and one of the core reasons we have eliminated or diminished many illnesses. Sanitation workers deserve their weight in gold.
Doctors cure individuals of diseases
Sanitation workers protect *entire cities* from diseases
If you genuinely believe that sanitation workers don’t deserve to be well paid, you might need to take a good hard look at your internalized classism
people used to make genuine posts imploring and begging tumblr users not to vote for Deez Nuts for president
CLAIRES IS REAL????
Wait. Hold on. Do you mean to tell me that you thought Claire’s, the real store, was some mass gaslighting effort by residents of the USA
@danwylds PLEASE tell me what other businesses you think are made up I’m so curious







