YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (AND EDDIE-VOTERS) HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH! NOW, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF WAITING, SEVERAL RECOUNTS IN THE STATE OF NEVADA, AND ENDLESS ANTICIPATION, THE MUCH-DESIRED RESULTS OF THE MONSTERFUCKER TOURNAMENT ARE IN!!!
inspired by this post but its more like dean views cas picking up heavy crates as HIM flirting. basically dean feels like he has to accompany cas to the farmers market to fight off predatory suitors and then gets mad at cas for obliviously dressing like a whore (showing his toes and upper thighs)
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.
Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.